Bill Bryan kicked off a whirling dervish of a book signing for KEEP IT REAL at Book Soup with the aid of a giant penis. (mildly NSFW photos)

The dick walked in, presented Bill with a summons on behalf of Donald Trump, and then probably danced a happy little jig.

And they said our original cover drafts were too provocative:

Oh, and I guess some young socialite by the name of Paris Hilton showed up.

I’m not familiar with who she is or what she does, but it’s clear that she’s devoutly religious, and not at all into giant penises spouting legalese.

See the tender video of Bill Bryan adjusting the jockeys of a man in a huge penis costume, while this Paris character enjoys the benefits of celebrity.

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