The Von Bliss Dish

Archive for May, 2007

On Book Signings, Paris Hilton and Giant Phalli

May 24, 2007 2:45 pm

Bill Bryan kicked off a whirling dervish of a book signing for KEEP IT REAL at Book Soup with the aid of a giant penis. (mildly NSFW photos)

Lawyers are dicks. Nyuk, nyuk.

Can someone get me some viagra? My back is killing me. (Ha HA!)

The dick walked in, presented Bill with a summons on behalf of Donald Trump, and then probably danced a happy little jig.

And they said our original cover drafts were too provocative:

Keep It Real - Original Cover Concepts

Oh, and I guess some young socialite by the name of Paris Hilton showed up.

I’m not familiar with who she is or what she does, but it’s clear that she’s devoutly religious, and not at all into giant penises spouting legalese.

See the tender video of Bill Bryan adjusting the jockeys of a man in a huge penis costume, while this Paris character enjoys the benefits of celebrity.

Launched and Loaded

May 23, 2007 12:08 am

Tweak’d

May 21, 2007 3:06 pm

Where’dya go VB?

May 20, 2007 11:36 am

Whistle whilst you grind away…

May 14, 2007 11:06 am

Who is Von Bliss?

May 13, 2007 9:28 pm

VonBliss.com is coming soon!

9:28 pm